Friday, March 20, 2009

I must defend myself.

With all this fuss about my client and his relationship with me, I am afraid of getting lumped into taking responsibility for his snafu on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno last night. I am here to declare that I was not with the president last night. Because of this I had no way of telling him what to say as I almost always have for the past several months. I warned him repeatedly about going places without me, but he turned a deaf ear to my counsel. Now look what it got him. For the record, I dont believe in and do not condone making jokes about special needs people, or the special olympic games they participate in. I formally condemn my client for his highly inappropriate comments concerning the special needs community. For this reason I have started a blog to differentiate between my personal feelings, and my clients personal feelings, as he so foolishly aired last night. Please continue to check back on a regular basis, as I will likely be defending my integrity everytime he goes somewhere without me. Thank you.
Mr. Tele Prompter

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